Oh, this car has heated seats? I thought I was peeing myself.
-Shefali, about the car we rented in Iceland
You’re recently married? You’re like a fish, swimming every night.
-Older Asian tourist on our cruise
In Soviet Russia, hospital means ‘Ho spit all over you!’
-Shefali, in Federate Russia, during one of our marathon “In Soviet Russia” sessions.
It’s like asking 9 women to have a baby in one month.
-Jan, the Latvian programming genius, about common mismanagement of development resources.
It’s not about winning or losing, it’s how you play the game. Mario Lopez said that.
-Some shitty MTV movie in Austria
Have you seen the Sopranos? That’s like 68 hours of your life you -need- to give up.
-Olly the British cyclist in Brno
Hungary’s a great city.
-Google employee at a bar
Hungary’s a country, actually. You should Google it.-Shefali
The buffalo is nature’s motorcycle.
-Vijay in South Dakota, pontificating about buffalo
Shefali, these are nice earrings… Or are they Vijay’s?
-Sanjana, my eight year old cousin
Now you’re being an interrupting cow.
-Sanjana about my propensity to dominate the conversation, soon after hearing my favorite knock-knock joke
Holding hands don’t make no babies, so I don’t need to do that.
-Shefali playing hardball in Pattaya.